Kevin Pietersen has made a compelling case for inclusion in the English team with his recently released autobiography.
"The poetry society of England," he clarified. "It would be brilliant if I can make it to their team"
"I have worked extremely hard in my autobiography to showcase my language skills," he said. "It would be such a shame if I do not make it to an English team"
"Dour Flower. Ha ha. That one is an absolute classic. Dour. Flower. Get it? It rhymes." he proudly gushed.
In fact, he mentioned that his Flowery language has become such a sensation that publishers are lining up with all kinds of book ideas. "Fab Vocab", "Word", and "The KP guide to English" are in the works.
When asked what he thinks about playing for England again, he said he is at peace and ready to move on. "Well, I am on the cusp of fulfilling my lifelong ambition of becoming a modern day Shakespeare. The shitty sport of cricket can go and f*ck itself."
"The poetry society of England," he clarified. "It would be brilliant if I can make it to their team"
"I have worked extremely hard in my autobiography to showcase my language skills," he said. "It would be such a shame if I do not make it to an English team"
"Dour Flower. Ha ha. That one is an absolute classic. Dour. Flower. Get it? It rhymes." he proudly gushed.
In fact, he mentioned that his Flowery language has become such a sensation that publishers are lining up with all kinds of book ideas. "Fab Vocab", "Word", and "The KP guide to English" are in the works.
When asked what he thinks about playing for England again, he said he is at peace and ready to move on. "Well, I am on the cusp of fulfilling my lifelong ambition of becoming a modern day Shakespeare. The shitty sport of cricket can go and f*ck itself."
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